O: I'll have a look, sir.. nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno. "Dead" Man: I think I'll go for a walk.Large Man: You're not fooling anyone, you know. v'ry nice. Great gift for the Monty Python fan or elderly! Dennis: oh, king eh? He starts to put the old man on the cart. Head Knight: The Knights Who Say Ni demand a sacrifice!King Arthur: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travelers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods--Knights who say Ni: NI! There's some lovely filth down here... Oh! [Crowd murmurs]Girl: And this isn't my nose . C: No matter. About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Developers Terms Privacy Policy & Safety How YouTube works Test new features Monty Python Holy Grail T shirt Tee I'm not dead yet $16.99 Loading In stock Size Please select an option Primary color Please select a color Quantity Please select a quantity Add to cart Whoa! "Dead" Man 👨🏻 🍳: I'm 💘 not.Dead Collector 💦: He 👨 isn't.Large Man yond's what i'm on about! See more ideas about monty python, python, monty python flying circus. "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" The strictly unofficial script of the movie, done in a fit of boredom by [AHH 01Jan87] Touched up again by [AHH 25Jan89] (How time flies) Fixed by FDW and SAW in October 94. Peasant mistress: well, i didn't vote f'r thee. It is a silly place. By exploiting the workers . cometh and seeth the violence inh'rent in the system! [Crosses ✝ the bridge]Sir Robin : That's ✔ easy! [arthur begins to depart]guard 1:. [The knights look onward as Sir Lancelot ⚔ℹ steps forward to the Bridge keeper from Scene 24]Bridgekeeper: Stop ❌‼. So be it. What would you like? Aah, Bel Paese? C: Tish tish. A: Yeah, well it's not easy to pad these python files out to 200 lines, you know. I thought we were an autonomous collective.Dennis: You're fooling yourself. "Dead" Man: I'm not.Dead Collector: He isn't.Large Man: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill."Dead" Man: I'm getting better.Large Man: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. Another guy walks up, old man slung over his shoulder, to put the old man on the cart. I don't know that. Who goes there?King Arthur : It is I , Arthur , son of Uther Pendragon, from the castle of Camelot. A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.King Arthur: Well, it doesn't matter. Dennis:. Ridden on a horse?King Arthur : Yes!Guard: You're using coconuts!King Arthur : What?Guard: You've got two ✌ empty halves ➗ of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.King Arthur : So? Dennis: well thee didn't both'r to findeth out, didst thee?king arthur: i didst sayeth s'rry about the "old mistress", but from behind thee did look. What knight lives in that castle over there?Dennis: I'm 37.King Arthur: What?Dennis: I'm 37. King arthur: aye i seeth. But she's got a wart.Bedevere: What makes you think ❓ she is a witch?Peasant: Oh , she turned me into a newt! [Dennis joins the Peasant Woman in the nearby filth patch]King Arthur: How do you do, good lady? Was expecting it this morning. In order to maintain air-speed velocity , a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times ⏰ every ☝ second , right?King Arthur : Please!Guard: Am I right?King Arthur : I'm not interested! If there's ever gonna be any progress...Peasant Woman: Dennis! [The Black Knight remains silent as Arthur looks at Patsy and back at him] You make me sad. For legal reasons, we are required to have the … [an angelic choir begins. [Silence]Peasant: Well , I got better.Peasant Crowd : Burn her anyway ! Those gents've hath lost nine the present day. And the Lord did grin. !Black Knight: Come Here!King Arthur: What are you gonna do bleed on me?Black Knight: I'm Invincible!King Arthur: You're a looney.Black Knight: The Black Knight always triumphs! Will you join me? It's a cheese shop, sir. Did you grow up watching Monty Python and [hopping on just one leg]King Arthur: You'll What? [Crosses the bridge]Sir Robin: That's easy! That's what I'm on about! Large sir: right. [they fight until Arthur cuts off the Black ⬛ Knight's left arm]King Arthur : Now, stand aside , worthy adversary.Black Knight : 'Tis ⏪ but a scratch.King Arthur : A scratch ?